A One Hour Colon Cleanse (NOT recommended!)
It was his day off. He didn't want to wake me. So, on an empty stomach he took a 'goodly portion' of the tonic. This was on top of his daily supplements, which (at the time) included two capsules of cayenne pepper. Added to this were two generous tablespoons of a men's health tincture which (you guessed it) also had cayenne.
It had been nearly 30 years since my mate had taken a day off from ANYTHING due to sickness. THIS was NOT NORMAL. I started questioning him about his symptoms: sweating, stomach hurting, burning in the chest, very weak, nauseas and heart palpitations -- I thought he was having a heart attack!
He excused himself to the bathroom. When he returned, it was with questions about what he had seen there and descriptions of what we will politely call burning discomfort.
That's when I got suspicious and asked him what he had ingested that morning, since he had already said that he hadn’t been able to eat breakfast. He started recalling the list of things he had taken. I tried not to laugh as I told him, "Honey, you'll be okay. You're just really, REALLY cleaned out now." He felt a little lighter for the rest of the day.
Disclaimer: None of this is to be considered a substitute for medical examination and/or treatment. Use what you will, but do so knowing that you must consider your own circumstance and the application of these things with sound judgment.
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